she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It
yeah have u ever met a school nurse..
Growing up isn’t even the world of opportunity and excitement that everyone seems to think as a kid. Ever since I was young I never thought about it like that. Ever since I was young I’d cry myself to sleep thinking about how, every day of my life as I grew up, I mattered a little bit less.
why why why
why would you even
what is wrong with people
The only thing I want in Avengers 2 is Cap picking up Thor’s hammer, totally unaware it should be impossible.
Screw that, I want Thor to lose his hammer. And there’s some guy playing with his dog like “Go Fetch”.
And then the dog comes back with the Hammer, and Thor shows up and sees the dog holding the hammer in it’s mouth, looks at the guy and says “That is a very good dog”
so much tension in one photo
its either 1am or 1pm in the pic and i dont know which is funnier
Daft Punk goes in a wind tunnel
Daft punk goes in a river
Daft’s raft had a hole
Daft Punk plays Minecraft
Daft Punk volunteers at a dunk tank
Daft Punk goes to a party and gets wasted
Daft Punk goes R&B
So I went on a date today and we went to a nice restaurant before going to the movies and I ordered the “iced grape popsicles” for dessert because I love grape Popsicles so why not right?…..so the waiter brings out the “iced grape popsicles” aND THEY WERE LITERALLY 3 FROZEN GRAPES ON STICKS…..I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE OFFENDED IN MY LIFE…SINCE WHEN ARE 3 FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES IN A FUCKING VASE AN ACCEPTABLE SINGLE DESSERT ORDER..ITS NOT EVEN FROZEN GRAPE JUICE OR SOMETHING ITS LITERALLY JUST A 0.02$ GRAPE THAT WAS PUT ON A STICK THEN FROZEN…LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY WROTE THIS DOWN ON THE MENU THINKING “OH YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE COLD GRAPES” AND SOME OTHER ASSHAT SAID “BRAH. HEAR ME OUT, HOW ABOUT WE PUT THEM ON STICKS AND SERVE THEM IN A VASE WITH NOTHING ELSE” LIKE YOU COULDNT EVEN SERVE IT WITH A FUCKING SECOND FRUIT OR EVEN FUCKING LEAVES OR WHATEVER… IM SO MAD. FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES ON A STICK.
AND THEY WERENT EVEN SEEDLESS GRAPES…..
I love the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one.
i fucking watched this
for 15 minutes
waiting for the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one
i trusted you
do you understand
how much i want to kill you right now