there he goes
is that the nob face
I dare you to try and find a more genuine and kind person in the music industry
did i get fired for replacing all the fortune cookie fortunes with the number 69? yeah i did actually
i’m unemployed and my kids are starving
Do you ever think Tony feels guilty that all those men and women were killed because he was targeted and they were ordered as soldiers to protect him? Because I do.
trying to forget a horrible memory like
Damn it, Tony, you have to stop doing this…
Okay, uh, the explanation behind this is basically, simplyperplexing was reading up on Tony’s Iron Legion and discovered that he actually named Mark XXVII Disco Armor and Mark XV Sneaky Armor.
Our conversation under the cut ♥
oH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST
everything is a competition unless I’m losing and then fuck off not everything has to be a competition asshole
when i was little i wanted to go spend the night with my friend but my mom said no so i choreographed some dance to breakaway by kelly clarkson and i even broke a toothpick when the song said something about breaking away and she still said no
okay, storytime. At a group sleepover, there’s this girl, the most innocent thing you’ve ever met, k? She nods off on the couch early on in the night. As everyone’s getting ready to play cards, one of my friends lean back and hears her mumbling in her sleep.
My friend motions for everyone to be quiet. The girl snuggles her blanket, smiles, and in the sweetest voice, says, “Go on, Brandon. You can jump. It’s only 30 stories.”